Happy New Year

Best Wishes for the New Year!

Disclaimer:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the solstice holiday and
surrounding season, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling,
and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted year 2007 in the Gregorian calendar, but not without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, and without regard
to the race,creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of
computer platform, sexual preference, or the state, nation, planet,
system, galaxy, or primary spatial dimensions (or lack thereof) of the
wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with or without alteration to the original greeting. It
implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes for her/himself or others, is void where prohibited by law, and
is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is
warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good
tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to repair or replacement of this wish or issuance of a new
wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

~nik

P.S. I didn't write that :P