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Sunday, 12 April 2009

Hello 7d!

Yes i've been stalking this blog for quite a while..and i figured its time to start contributing =)

Hope this post finds everybody well, be it mugging for exams or serving the nation. Anyway, here's some good advice, as advocated by a doctor-to-be (yours truly :P).

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?!
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it.... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable).. And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me..

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ! 'Round' is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'


For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


As you can tell by now, I'll be a great doctor HAH XD

Alright! Hope to see everyone again v v soon! Like during the summer holidays!

Thursday, 9 April 2009

Swim away, fugu fish, swim away!

dunno if any of you have seen these before, but i just discovered it! thanks to someone! lol..

By request:
Lungfish, blackfish, alligator, icefish
Armorhead, hammerhead, anaconda, flathead
Manta ray, sting ray, fangtooth moray
Goblin shark, grass carp, round river bat ray
Noodlefish, hagfish, man o' war, ladyfish
Black eel, baby seal, sprat, koi, electric eel
Lamprey, pejeray, yellow-edged moray
Salmon shark, sleeper shark, featherbacked eagle ray

Tuesday, 7 April 2009

on an innocent tuesday morning when a hundred pages or so of readings is due, jane stupidly logged onto her blogger account to find that the dashboard has 3 blogs instead of 2. omg?!

under instructions of tyz, the disappear-from-the-face-of-the-earth-for-50-days-or-so blog has been 'exported'/backedup. whee~

shall go back to what i was doing before all these.. omg.

(those who want to visit the blog can go HERE! =)