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Imagine you are in a jungle.

As you look above, you see a canopy of green, with the occasional sunbeam from the afternoon sun.

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Look.
All you see is trees and fallen leaves.
Look closer.
And moss.
Listen.
A solitary cricket is hidden somewhere, making a din.
Listen again.
A mosquito hovers around you, waiting to feast.

Really irritated now, you swat it.
And you killed it. Or rather, you pulverized it.
Now, you can breathe.
Don't breathe - you see a corpse straight ahead!
Omg, you curse under your breath.
Meanwhile, as you approach it, you realise that it is...
!!!

Holy shit, you proclaim:
A BARELY-BREATHING BLOG, STRUGGLING TO STAY ALIVE.
Helplessly, you attempted to console it.
And it simply let off a massive fartulation and died.

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Now spend a minute thinking over the previous few paragraphs.

Spend another minute feeling frustrated.

Read the 1st letter of each line in the paragraph.

And waste 1 minute pummeling JR for wasting 4 minutes of your time.

Now you've wasted 5! Haha.

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Ok that was totally stupid. But this blog is kinda dead.

BTW, Diana is coming back to Sg from 24 Jun to 1 Jul (or somewhere around there). Mebbe we have a class outing immediately after blocks with her?

And I shall design the class T after Blocks.

Study hard for BTs! Must pwn.

But before tt, there's England vs Trinidad & Tobago at 12mn. Must watch.